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Talk to the lab.
Choose your channel. A human (or something close enough) reads everything.
CHANNEL A
A word is wrong
Our machine wrote something inaccurate, outdated, or accidentally libelous about a slang term you know intimately. Tell us; corrections ship fast.
CHANNEL B
A word is missing
You heard something in the wild and the dictionary came up empty. Feed it to the machine on the homepage — that's literally what it's for.
TO THE MACHINE →CHANNEL C
The detector wronged you
Your word was real and our Gibberish Detector called you a monkey. Appeals are reviewed by the one actual human.
APPEALS OFFICE →CHANNEL D
Everything else
Business, press, or you just want to tell us this was a waste of everyone's talents. All valid.